Sunday 9 December 2007

News item...Sister Boris Helps Out.


Percy Droppings here. Following on from our recent item concerning Mr Albert Pickerdyke of Shefferham, and his untimely death caused by anal explosion, the news reached the ears, not to mention the loud bang, of the Sisters Of The Immaculate Penguin. Moved by the mention of the charity event that Albert Pickerdyke was involved with, they not only gave the proceeds from their 'Grow Your Own Clown' project, but equally provided a house-trained gorilla who is presently in its second year doing a woodwork course at Shefferham College.


Such is their wonderful giving nature, Sister Boris also gave all of her own savings that was originally going towards a major facial hair removal operation.

The Do-Doist Party have sent on a number of free copies of the Do-Do Man Limited Edition, with our sincere thanks.


Pictured above is Sister Boris, seen here with a partly grown clown, ( they normally grow to 6ft 7ins.) and the mentioned gorilla. The Sisters Of The Immaculate Penguin Charity Centre is open Mon - Fri, 10.00am until 5.00pm.

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