Percy Droppings here. Following an all night vindaloo competition, in which all proceeds went to a local charity, an incident occurred when 83 year old, Albert Pickerdyke, had to use the gentleman's rest room. It was during this time that a loud explosion was heard and the building had to be quickly evacuated. Within minutes, a professional company arrived on the scene in order to deal with the powerful toxic fumes. It was later reported that the only thing recovered was Mr Pickerdyke's flatcap. He will be remembered as a long standing member of the Do-Doist Party. He is survived by his 22 year old wife, Candy, an exotic dancer, and his five ferrets and ten pigeons.
News just in...Mr Pickerdyke's body has been found on a church roof in Rotherham, some 50 miles away. The local charity received a full 42 shillings and sixpence.
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