Hot news just in. Winnie Droppings, wife of Mr Percy Droppings, leader of The Do-Doist party, was last seen been carried away by two large killer budgies! Her last cry to be heard was, " Don't forget to feed the ferret, Percy!"
It was later discovered that local government in Shefferham have been involved in genetic modification of certain species, this resulting in the creation of Mutant Killer Budgies! Due to the alteration of their natural genetic processes, they could be used by the government on clandestine missions.
Both The Do-Doist Party and Shefferham City Council have urged people not to go near the birds if sighted. Equally, not to offer budgie seed or cry out, "Who's a pretty Polly?"
The above picture was taken just before they ate their cage!
